A short cash session, maybe not...

I was planning on playing a short NLHE cash session and it turned into a real grind.
I quickly lost one buy-in when I turned trips and the CL rivered a flush and stacked me off.

http://www.pokerhand.org/?3195273

I was down early in my second buy-in and more than doubled up with this hand.
I just could not hit a flop, so I tried to steal/raise from the CO with rags and hope. To my surprise I get all three players left to act to call me (CL's call doesn't surprise me, he's a huge suckout/calling donk).
The poker gods reward me with the flop that I wanted.

http://www.pokerhand.org/?3195226

This bitch on my right was shortstacking the whole time and shoved me twice/thrice when I limped UTG or in my big blind (had 22 and JT). I looked at 55 and was sort of hoping she would shove so I could just shut her up and she did. I knew that I'd be in a coin flip at best but I did not care and we both sucked out, which made this play even sweeter.

http://www.pokerhand.org/?3195220

I was on my way up until I got this hand....cruel. He called me a "clown" at the end...wtf?

http://www.pokerhand.org/?3195360

I was such on a monkey tilt after that I broke my promise and sat at a $0.25/$0.50 PLO table with a $25 stack.

I think Dannie31 knows even less about PLO than I do, which is frightening really.

http://www.pokerhand.org/?3195478

Nice river, too bad he didn't bite. I was really really hoping the had the straight :(
Dannie31 again, I will be looking for your screen name in the future buddy, believe me.

http://www.pokerhand.org/?3195450

I left after only 19 hands with a $45 stack, so that covered my NLHE losses! weeeeeeee!
Being pretty much dead even for the day makes me very very very happy.

ronee

EDIT: This was the last hand before I left the table (which I folded) and I caught this gem from Dannie31. OMG man, quit poker now!

http://www.pokerhand.org/?3195491